Ms. Hunting Creek is a writer in Virginia. Her work has appeared in The Toast, The Airship, The Washington Post, and Medium. When she isn't rooting for the California Golden Bears, she designs textile art, reads cookbooks in bed, and wrangles two cats, a golden retriever, and her husband..
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Scary Patterns X: Stuffed Animal Abuse
This picture reminds me of movies where the hero is chained to the wall in some dark, damp, dismal dungeon. In this case, cute little animals are stuffed with plastic bags, chained to the wall, forced to dispense the bags out of...how to say this politely?...their nether regions...stuffed animal lovers, please avert your eyes.
For persons who find this dispenser just the thing they've been looking for their whole lives, the pattern is here.
I keep my plastic bags in a plain bag on the back of my kitchen door. No stuffed animals are abused by my recycling efforts.
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5 comments:
strange. I wouldn't want that hanging on my door!
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That is terrifying. Wow. It really does look like a torture instrument.
"Dungeon" is exactly what I thought when I spied that poor kitty cat hanging from his (or her) poor streeettcccheed arms. Thanks for the laugh!
Thank you for your good wishes on my pregnancy!
Happy sewing - well, not these poor chained animals, though :)
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