Heard mysterious thumping from the Sewing Room. Upon investigation, found this perp in the uppermost cubby, kicking fabric out of the cubby for his own nefarious purposes.
Oops, guess I knocked some down. Now I can sleep on it.
I don't know anything about that fabric on the ironing board and the floor.
That was a lot of work. I think I'll take a well-deserved nap.