
On Sunday, I'm lying on the couch reading the New York Times Sunday Styles, and sharing the fashion week updates with Mr. Hunting Creek, (he pretends to be interested) and I said to him, "I want some white cropped jeans and navy blue sneakers for spring." and he says,(because he's nice) "Why don't we go shopping for them on your birthday?"
Then this morning in my email, look what was there! Navy blue sneakers!
How did they know? (Are they wiretapping my couch?)