After studying it, I realized that is is a simple jacket and I could totally re-create a version of it.
And now you'll know where I got my idea.
P.S. I confessed previously to loving reader comments. I also love bad reviews. If you like them too, read this one. My favorite lines:
Maybe the overwrought Real Housewives "vibrancy" of this presentation was the latest manifestation of that impulse. Or maybe it was a canny acknowledgement of the fact that, right now, there is a couture client somewhere in the world who lives for a gold python trenchcoat.